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Discussion => Shipping => Topic started by: sellsword on June 19, 2011, 03:54 am

Title: Best way to ship blow
Post by: sellsword on June 19, 2011, 03:54 am
What's the safest way to ship blow for both seller and buyer?
Title: Re: Best way to ship blow
Post by: envious on June 19, 2011, 05:14 am
In a puppy's anus of course.
Title: Re: Best way to ship blow
Post by: sellsword on June 19, 2011, 05:18 am
In a puppy's anus of course.
Okay smart ass. :p

Seriously though. Can't we sellers help each other out? I think there's enough pie for everyone.
Title: Re: Best way to ship blow
Post by: envious on June 19, 2011, 05:47 am
Ok you vacuum seal it a couple times, THEN put it in a puppy's anus.
Title: Re: Best way to ship blow
Post by: ogre86 on June 19, 2011, 05:58 am
Then vacuum seal the puppy and put it inside a live crocodile. No one will reach in there.
Title: Re: Best way to ship blow
Post by: striker on June 19, 2011, 09:30 pm
Conceal it vacuum packed inside a talcum powder bottle full of talcum.

It's common sense which is why a lot of people are being smartass but if you're not smart enough to figure it out maybe you shouldn't be shipping? No harm in asking for some new methods though. Paste, salt, etc; containers work just as well, but make you that you vac/seal multiple times over in case of a leak.

Then put that in dog butt and go! :lol:
Title: Re: Best way to ship blow
Post by: nomad bloodbath on June 19, 2011, 10:45 pm
What's the safest way to ship blow for both seller and buyer?

How much blow?
Title: Re: Best way to ship blow
Post by: zappastean on July 17, 2011, 09:07 pm
Conceal it vacuum packed inside a talcum powder bottle full of talcum.

It's common sense which is why a lot of people are being smartass but if you're not smart enough to figure it out maybe you shouldn't be shipping? No harm in asking for some new methods though. Paste, salt, etc; containers work just as well, but make you that you vac/seal multiple times over in case of a leak.

Then put that in dog butt and go! :lol:
Yea its common sense for sure, some people...
I mean although we're talking about dog butts theres no need to put a picture of one up, lol. ;D
Title: Re: Best way to ship blow
Post by: M4y0rMcCh335E on July 18, 2011, 12:13 am
Come on people, stop trolling and keep these forums professional/awesome.  Seriously, we're on a part of the internet that most people don't even know exists.  If you've made it this far, i'm pretty sure you're smart enough to figure shit out.  This guy asked for the safest way to ship coke on a forum attached to a drug marketplace.  You couldn't be any more on topic.  Yea trolling can be funny, but at least be useful to the conversation. Everybody has to start somewhere. stupid kids.
Title: Re: Best way to ship blow
Post by: rake on July 18, 2011, 12:20 am
Yeah.  The man with a slice of cheese for a tongue has spoken.
Title: Re: Best way to ship blow
Post by: montypython999 on July 25, 2011, 02:05 am
I know of coke being mailed from the U.S. to Australia (up to 7 grams) inside a snap lock smelly proof bag, crushed flat and wrapped again in lavender scented tissue paper and mailed in a greeting card. Has been proven to work several times, but no method is fail safe. More has made it than been busted but some has been intercepted none the less.







http://blog.shivaheadshop.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/smell-proof-bag.jpg
Title: Re: Best way to ship blow
Post by: nomad bloodbath on July 27, 2011, 11:14 am
Yeah.  The man with a slice of cheese for a tongue has spoken.
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